Last night we went to a wedding.
I'm not proud of this, but it was a long time ago (a year!) and before we really found our comfort zone between HOH and respectful wife.
My HOH, being a musician, often plays at the wedding that we are invited to, in fact I don't think we have ever been to one where he hasn't played!
So this means that it isn't just a wedding, where most of our friends are, but also a working environment for him. So you can see why I am expected to be on my best behaviour at such events.
I woke up in the morning in a foul mood.
I have recently been over doing it, working too hard, going out too much, and have been poorly as a result. This meant that I was rude to my beloved, I was snappy and angry and this culminated in me smacking his bottom!
Well ladies and gents, this is never going to go down well to any HOH, and I am a fool for doing it.
So at 8am, before my friend's wedding, I found myself, pajamas down my ankles and over my husband's knee quicker than you could say 'spankedwifeUK'!
He told me that I was rude and had an attitude and that I needed to behave today like a 'model wife'.
I'm not sure what this means.
Does it mean that he wants me to be like this...