I literally realised yesterday that I had been three whole weeks without any kind of spanking, maintenance or otherwise - a record for me ladies and gentleman.
I managed to go over my curfew two nights in a row due to excessive internet use. I know many wives may be thinking, 'gees this guy is strict why does she have a bed time like a child!' Well I will tell you why, I have no self control. Before my bedtime, I used to stay up till the early hours of the morning, be so tired the next day that I would be dosing on the sofa while my daughter played and watched television. This does not make a good mother!
So my darling imposed a bedtime of 11pm, reasonable enough, I'm up at 7 with our little girl so the idea is that I get eight hours sleep. I also have two hours of recreational internet in the evening, which doesn't seem enough when I am blogging etc, but alas I am addicted so my husband has good cause for this rule.
I am terrible at focusing on my expectations though when I am engrossed in something online. Hence the two days of broken rules.
I was very disappointed not to make it to a spank free month, I have never been able to say that so far!
When I was a child I lived next to a quarry and outside there was a sign that said, 'we have been accident free for X number of days'. I remember wondering who had had an accident on the days when we drove past to see 'we have been accident free for 0 days'.
It felt like that when the boss told me he would be spanking me. I saw the sign 'I have been spank free for 21 days' slowly ticking over to 0 - darn it!
'I expect you to make it to four weeks now' said my spatula wielding husband! - I hope he's right!