I've made him really mad. To the point that I smirked and he smacked my behind in the front of house our, In plain view of the town's main road.
He then disappeared upstairs for a while which is totally uncharacteristic of him when it's the kids mealtime.
So what, I hear you ask, is so bad?
Well.....I purposefully drove in to his car. I say 'drove in to', more of a big nudge.
He is really fired up about politics at the moment and to be honest it's driving me mad. I'm failing to bite my tongue. Then today, at the end of a long journey as a family, we were pulling up into the car park of our house when he told me my political choice was total rubbish because of X reason.
I really had enough.
As I was parking I drove into the back of his beloved old Merc!
So now the kids are going to bed and I have no idea what is gonna happen. All I know is that he is really angry at me! :(
Wish me luck.